10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.