10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.