10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Fold and live to fold again
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.