10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!