10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet