10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.