10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson