10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.