10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.