10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo