10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.