10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Fook the floosh droo!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."