10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "No river, no fish."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.