10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."