10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT