10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth