10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."