10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs