10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Fish don't eat Nutz!