10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.