10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack