10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.