10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Welcome to kicker school
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is for fat, American losers.