10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.