10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is for loners.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer