10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.