10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.