10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!