10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.