10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.