10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels