10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow