10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph