10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels