10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.