10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed