10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.