10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth