10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders