10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen