10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.