10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.