10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!