10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.