10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.