10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword