10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.