10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..