10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.