10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen